An Aside About Cleanliness

ok.  seriously.  japenese toilets that aren't squat toilets are the best things ever.  picture, if you please... you are sitting down to do a number two.  after you finish up, instead of immediatly reaching for the TP or the babywipes, you press a button on the side of the toilet, and water begins to shoot at controllable pressure and temperature into your nether regions.  after a cleansing wash, you press another button, and in lieu of the water comes a continuing blast of warm air to dry and comfort you.  i can't get enough.  swear. to. jebus.